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Useful Information to Consider Before proceeding with purchase:

All Items are fully functioning body parts. Each part is completely unharmed, clean and sturdy. 

(items will be classified under the category Used-Like New; e.i, hardly even used)

Vendo:

                               1) Dos idiomas- used- like new (overstated)

                                       has never left the country- except for a three day trip to Disney Land, age 4, ergo items were not fully functioning

                                            or existent at the moment; Disney Trips before the age of 10, do not classify as important and/or useful for

                                               memory-al activity data.

                                 2) Un cerebro cansado- fully functioning

                                          *WARNING! Prone to short term memory loss

                                                  + classified overeater of the thought process.

     3) Brown Paper Eyes- come with astigmatism- inevitable


    4) Cabellera Cataña- short, full functioning- free of chemical activity or dye.


    5) Immune System- Clearly used- not like new* (at all)
*NOTICE! Prone to allergies; Seafoods, Gluten, Wheat, Eggs, Milk, etc- 
FREE TEST RUN! 
    6) Carcasa Hueca- pocas cicatrices
*slumps*


Footnote- Addendum; 
Me vendo; not in the way people sell themselves out in the streets
while still attatched to their merchandise. Me vendo- by parts- no 
longer useful for what I am; no more. But someone might make 
some use to it- so why waste a good carcass?  Hagan de mis partes
y con ellas lo que les plasca; you’ll do it with or without me; 
Protestaré callada-mente desde las sínsoras.