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Useful Information to Consider Before proceeding with purchase:
All Items are fully functioning body parts. Each part is completely unharmed, clean and sturdy.
(items will be classified under the category Used-Like New; e.i, hardly even used)
Vendo:
1) Dos idiomas- used- like new (overstated)
has never left the country- except for a three day trip to Disney Land, age 4, ergo items were not fully functioning
or existent at the moment; Disney Trips before the age of 10, do not classify as important and/or useful for
memory-al activity data.
2) Un cerebro cansado- fully functioning
*WARNING! Prone to short term memory loss
+ classified overeater of the thought process.
3) Brown Paper Eyes- come with astigmatism- inevitable
4) Cabellera Cataña- short, full functioning- free of chemical activity or dye.
5) Immune System- Clearly used- not like new* (at all)
*NOTICE! Prone to allergies; Seafoods, Gluten, Wheat, Eggs, Milk, etc-
FREE TEST RUN!
6) Carcasa Hueca- pocas cicatrices
*slumps*
Footnote- Addendum;
Me vendo; not in the way people sell themselves out in the streets
while still attatched to their merchandise. Me vendo- by parts- no
longer useful for what I am; no more. But someone might make
some use to it- so why waste a good carcass? Hagan de mis partes
y con ellas lo que les plasca; you’ll do it with or without me;
Protestaré callada-mente desde las sínsoras.
